For whatever reason, Catholic girls’ schools in
Maria†Holic, perhaps obviously given that it’s a Shaft anime, sets out to send up all
these conventions and make a joke out of them. The creative aspect of this
can’t be credited to them, given that this was a manga first and Shaft simply
adapted it, but their signature fast-paced reference-filled style is
immediately apparent and the artists clearly have a lot of fun taking every
chance to mix up the art style, parodying absurd Yuri and Shoujo sparkly-eyed
and spindly-limbed art, as well as stained glass windows and other Christian
iconography.
Miyamae
Kanako is an open lesbian whose aversion to men even has a physical
manifestation – she breaks out in hives if a man so much as touches her. She is
delighted to be transferring to the Catholic school Ame no Kisaki, where she
hopes she will find her true love. Indeed, every girl in the school seems to be
beautiful, and being a comic buffoon of a character, she will never be able to act on any of her crushes because when she
gets excited, she gets a powerful nosebleed that usually leaves her unconscious
– that typical anime sign of arousal that here becomes increasingly
exaggerated, until Kanako is turning entire swimming pools red with blood and
in the final episode, the planet, then the galaxy, then the universe gets the
sanguine touch from her excitement.
Her life gets much more complicated as a result
of Shidou Mariya, the grandchild of the school’s chairman, a beautiful angelic
blond who also happens to be a boy in disguise. Kanako of course stumbles upon
his secret, but this only leads to his true sadistic personality being
discovered, and he and his laconic maid Matsurika set out to subjugate Kanako –
which is not a particularly difficult feat.
Add to this a cast of typical anime
girls – the childish loli type, the strange and seemingly cold girl who seems
to solve most of Kanako’s problems by declaring a love between them, the tall
and glamorous archery star who has self-esteem issues…as well as, of course, an
identical twin sister for Mariya who usually dresses up as a boy in the
neighbouring school, and a truly bizarre ageless woman who looks like a small
girl and serves as the terrifying dorm mistress. Oh, and in the last couple of
episodes, a very silly male teacher/priest who tries to comfort Kanako in his
own very strange but well-intentioned style, led astray by Mariya who makes up
a story about a dead older brother he resembles.
Largely, it’s typical Shaft stuff, with typical
Shaft shortcomings – the set-up is great, the humour is great, the acting is
great (who would have thought Kanako had Dejiko’s seiyuu?), the references are
brilliant and the pastiches are spot-on, but ultimately the problem is
that…well, nothing really happens. I know it’s an episodic comedy, but
after twelve episodes, when the season closes with the story of Kanako getting
excited about the school’s swimming pool opening only to not get to partake in
any of the lessons there, it feels anticlimactic. Yes, there’s a second season,
and yes, this is really how most Shaft anime, from Pani Poni Dash! to Sayonara
Zetsubou-sensei have worked, but the fact is that I would like some development
to happen, some character arcs and some emotional involvement.
Well, there’s a second season to come. I liked
the scenario enough to be eager to watch. But I hope there’s a bit more to sink
my teeth into, and not just the same repetition of
lesbian-gets-nosebleed-over-cute-girls jokes.